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Trump Just Received The Worst News Imaginable About His Ill Conceived Border Wall



So, it would seem that Cards Against Humanity is actually trying to save humanity. Ironic, right? Cards Against Humanity, a special kind of card game popular with the younger crowd, is full of lewd humor where players try to make the most grotesque combination of black cards with one white card as possible. Ask your nearest Millennial for a demonstration and to teach you how to play – I can promise the game will not disappoint.

Anyway, in a bid to make everything better, Cards Against Humanity has purchased a parcel of barren land on the border of the United States and Mexico, right in the path of President Teumo’s proposed border wall.

The company’s website discusses their reasons behind the purchase and their plans for the land.

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a $20 billion wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing,” says the website. “So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.”

You too can get in on the action. For $15, you will receive “six surprise” in December, right in time for the holidays. Goodies include a map of the purchased land, a certificate of promise to fight the wall, and new cards to add to your Cards Against Humanity set.

Cards Against Humanity has been able to pull political stunts like this in the past, but in my opinion this is by far their most impressive. The best part is that this might actually accomplish something. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be right back; just going to give them my $15 to get in on the cause!





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